Big Ten Inch Record
( F. Weismantel )
A how how how...
Wep dep do da dep...
Oh... that got to be the strangest woman
Believe me this trick no cinch
I tried to get her goin'
A when I whip out my big 10 inch...
...Record of a band that plays the blues
Well a band that play the blue
A she just love my big 10 inch
Record of her favorite blues... yea
Last night I tried to tease her
I gave her love a little pinch
A she said stop the bullshit
A wont'cha whip out'chor big 10 in...
...Record of a band that plays the blues
We're the band that plays the blues
She just love my big 10 inch
Record of her favorite blue
I I I cover her with kisses
And when we's in a lover's clinch
It seems she gets all excited
When she begs for my big 10 inch...
...Record of a band that plays the blues
We're a band that play the blue
She just love my big 10 inch
Record of her favorite blues
If my daddy could see me now...
Wowa...
Joe Perry...
Well...
Yap dap do... (scat)
Suck on my big ten inch
...Record of a band that plays the blues
We're a band that play the blues
She just love my big 10 inch
Record of her favorite blues
Alright... we'd like to do a song... uh... that we did way back when...
When I say way back when...
I'm just talkin' 'bout a few years back... ya know what I'm sayin'...
This particular song is the first song I heard these guys play...
When I was a smartass comin' outta New York playin' all the clubs...
Jumped over my drum set... kicked the shit outta my guitar player... said fuck this...
Hitch hiked up to New Hampshire
Met these guys...
Walked in this dingy... shitty place...
Outta tune... lookin' like... uh ha...
And they played this song...
So not much has changed...
And by the way...
This song is about self-abuse
